(The following have been deduced from Phoenix Wright: Justice for All.)
"That plays no role! ...it is terrible for us!" (Apparently, the first sentence seems to be a German way of saying something does not matter.)
"That is an "offensive" contradiction of the facts." (Widerspruch is probably a contradiction. Not sure about offensichtlicher though.)
"They were a pair known very well to the police." (waren = past tense of "to be"; I think. It would be the third person plural form.)
"Ah, thank you very much! I have been searching for my cellular phone." (Well, "Handy" is an interesting way of saying cellular phone.)
Schlag = "slag"